I think Trader Joe’s should name Whitney’s mom “Customer of the Year” for how much she must shop there
Yes, it’s helpful when I misspell “definitely” (something I’ve found a way to mess up since I was in 3rd grade) but I feel like a pretentious douche bag every time it capitalizes the word “Internet”
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Nicholas Cage Did Mushrooms With His Cat →
molmeister: theidiotking: London, July 17 – Hollywood actor Nicolas Cage had once taken hallucinogenic drug-laced magic mushrooms with his cat after the feline mistakenly ate a handful. The Oscar-winner actor had stashed a bag of the psychedelic fungi in his fridge and was shocked when his pet Lewis pulled the door open and munched on the mushrooms, express.co.uk reports. So, Cage...
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